If you can laugh at the crazy people, the sports and the attitude, you are obviously a Pennsylvania resident at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:
1. We’re always complaining about the traffic and the roads.
2. Yeah, you can get all four seasons in one day in PA.
3. Pothole season is pretty much year round anymore.
4. Sheetz has a special place in every Pennsylvanian’s heart.
5. Most of the state of PA is really quite misunderstood.
6. If you haven’t yet hit a deer in your life here, your day is coming.
7. We could make Amish jokes all day long. But we won’t.
8. We don’t ever go to Ohio if we can help it.
9. Pennsylvania politics are just plain random.
10. On one random day in March, the entire world cares about us.
11. Only people from Philadelphia would get this joke.
12. Okay, we had to make one more Amish joke. It’s just too easy.
13. It’s only funny because it’s true. We’re an interesting bunch.
14. Folks in PA like to drink a lot, don’t we? What else is there to do, honestly.
15. Hey, it’s already crowded with weirdos from other places.
16. We have the hardest-to-pronounce city names in Pennsylvania.
17. This is possibly the most accurate depiction of PA yet.
18. Our hatred for Ohio runs really deep.
