If you can laugh at the odd people, the lack of real weather and the transplants, you are obviously a North Carolina resident at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:
1. Yeah, the ocean is a little dangerous.
2. Why do Tar Heel residents like the lottery so much?
3. Well this isn’t entirely true, but out in the sticks, they push the limits.
4. Hurricane jokes around every corner.
5. People in North Carolina hate snow, but are pissed when the storm misses them.
6. North Carolina’s politics are all over the map.
7. The bathroom bill almost broke this state.
8. They close down schools for little more than a dusting here.
9. Yes, basketball is a big deal in North Carolina.
10. It seems only the locals know how to pronounce it.
11. The humidity in July in unbearable.
12. There’s nothing like a North Carolina mama.
13. This will be a running joke for a long, long time, folks.
14. Shark week? More like shark summer.
15. Who thinks of this stuff?
16. Duke vs. UNC is the biggest rivalry in all of sports.
17. Whitesnake? Seriously?
18. We ain’t all rednecks. Well….now that we think about it.
19. It isn’t just the weird politics that set North Carolina back a few years.
20. There’s actually a ton of military in the Tar Heel State.
21. It’s funny because it’s not too far from the truth.
22. The Wright Brothers were from North Carolina. Final answer.
