Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Vermont are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Green Mountain State.
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Chittenden County, VermontBurlington is the most populous city in the U.S. state of Vermont and the seat of Chittenden County. It is located 45 miles south of the Canada-United States border and 94 miles south of Canada’s second most populous municipality, Montreal. The city’s population was 42,452 according to a 2015 U.S. census estimate. It is the least populous municipality in the United States to be the most populous incorporated area in a state.
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Washington County, VermontMontpelier is the capital city of the U.S. state of Vermont and the seat of Washington County. As the site of Vermont’s state government, it is the least populous state capital in the United States. The population was 7,855 at the 2010 census. However, the daytime population swells to about 21,000, due to the large number of jobs within city limits. The Vermont College of Fine Arts and New England Culinary Institute are located in the municipality. It was named for Montpellier, France.
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Rutland County, VermontData | Crime | Cost of living | Movers
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Chittenden County, VermontWinooski is a city in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. Located on the Winooski River, as of the 2010 U.S. Census the municipal population was 7,267. The city is the most densely populated municipality in northern New England, an area comprising the states of Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont. It is the smallest in area of Vermont’s nine incorporated cities. As part of the Burlington, Vermont metropolitan area, it is bordered by Burlington, Colchester, and South Burlington.
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Chittenden County, VermontSouth Burlington is a city in Chittenden County, Vermont, United States. It is the second largest city in the U.S. state of Vermont and home to the headquarters of Ben & Jerry’s and Vermont’s largest mall, the University Mall. It is also one in the principal municipalities of the Burlington, Vermont metropolitan area.
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Where Vermont’s kinkiest cities are
Saturday Night Science
Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Green Mountain State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Vermont purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Vermont are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 9 places in Vermont with over 2,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Vermont based on this methodology are Burlington, Montpelier, Rutland, Bellows Falls, Winooski, South Burlington, Vergennes, Barre, Morrisville.
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Kinkiest Cities In Vermont For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Burlington | 44,675 | 0.02 |
| 2 | Montpelier | 8,014 | 0.02 |
| 3 | Rutland | 15,712 | 0.01 |
| 4 | Bellows Falls | 2,891 | 0.00 |
| 5 | Winooski | 8,293 | 0.00 |
| 6 | South Burlington | 20,756 | 0.00 |
| 7 | Vergennes | 2,565 | 0.00 |
| 8 | Barre | 8,412 | 0.00 |
| 9 | Morrisville | 2,664 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 9 Vermont cities with more than 2,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Vermont For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Vermont based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Vermont are Burlington, Montpelier, Rutland, Bellows Falls, Winooski, South Burlington, Vergennes, Barre, Morrisville.
