Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Oklahoma are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Sooner State.
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Blanchard is a city in McClain and Grady counties in the U.S. state of Oklahoma. The population was 7,670 at the 2010 census, up from 2,816 at the 2000 census. Blanchard is part of a rapidly growing area of northern McClain and Grady counties known as the “Tri-City Area” with Newcastle and Tuttle.
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Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city of the U.S. state of Oklahoma. The county seat of Oklahoma County, the city ranks 27th among United States cities in population. The population grew following the 2010 Census, with the population estimated to have increased to 631,346 as of July 2015. As of 2015, the Oklahoma City metropolitan area had a population of 1,358,452, and the Oklahoma City-Shawnee Combined Statistical Area had a population of 1,459,758 residents, making it Oklahoma’s largest metropolitan area.
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Guymon is a city in and the county seat of Texas County, Oklahoma. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 11,442, an increase of 6.5 percent from 10,472 in 2000. The 2012 census estimate grew to 11,930. Cattle feedlots, corporate pork farms, and natural gas dominate its economy, with wind energy production and transmission recently diversifying landowners’ farms.
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Shawnee is a city in Pottawatomie County, Oklahoma, United States. The population was 31,543 in 2014, a 4.9 percent increase from 28,692 at the 2000 census. The city is part of the Oklahoma City-Shawnee Combined Statistical Area; it is also the county seat of Pottawatomie County and the principal city of the Shawnee Micropolitan Statistical Area.
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Vinita is a city in south-central Craig County, in northeastern Oklahoma, United States. It is the county seat of Craig County. As of the 2010 census, the population was 5,743, a decrease of 11.22 percent from 6,469 at the 2000 census.
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Tulsa is the second-largest city in the state of Oklahoma and 47th-most populous city in the United States. As of July 2015, the population was 403,505, an increase of 11,599 over that reported in the 2010 Census. It is the principal municipality of the Tulsa Metropolitan Area, a region with 981,005 residents in the MSA and 1,151,172 in the CSA. The city serves as the county seat of Tulsa County, the most densely populated county in Oklahoma, with urban development extending into Osage, Rogers, and Wagoner counties.
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Pauls Valley is a city in and the county seat of Garvin County, Oklahoma, United States. The population was 6,187 at the 2010 census, a decline of 1.1 percent from 6,256 at the 2000 census. It was settled by and named for Smith Paul, a North Carolina native who married a Chickasaw woman and became a citizen of the Chickasaw Nation before the Civil War. The town economy is largely based on agriculture and oil production.
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Poteau is a city in, and county seat of, Le Flore County, Oklahoma, United States. The population was 8,520 as of the 2010 census.
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Coordinates: 360658N 970332W 36.116; -97.059
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Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Sooner State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Oklahoma purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Oklahoma are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 58 places in Oklahoma with over 5,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Oklahoma based on this methodology are Kingfisher, Blanchard, Oklahoma City, Guymon, Shawnee, Vinita, Tulsa, Pauls Valley, Poteau, and Stillwater.
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Kinkiest Cities In Oklahoma For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kingfisher | 5,026 | 0.04 |
| 2 | Blanchard | 9,215 | 0.01 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City | 697,125 | 0.01 |
| 4 | Guymon | 12,539 | 0.01 |
| 5 | Shawnee | 31,671 | 0.01 |
| 6 | Vinita | 5,300 | 0.01 |
| 7 | Tulsa | 413,794 | 0.00 |
| 8 | Pauls Valley | 6,062 | 0.00 |
| 9 | Poteau | 8,959 | 0.00 |
| 10 | Stillwater | 49,269 | 0.00 |
| 11 | Ponca City | 24,326 | 0.00 |
| 12 | Tahlequah | 16,935 | 0.00 |
| 13 | Ardmore | 24,877 | 0.00 |
| 14 | Sallisaw | 8,605 | 0.00 |
| 15 | Duncan | 22,958 | 0.00 |
| 16 | Muskogee | 36,758 | 0.00 |
| 17 | Chickasha | 16,539 | 0.00 |
| 18 | Hugo | 5,182 | 0.00 |
| 19 | Durant | 19,746 | 0.00 |
| 20 | Woodward | 11,882 | 0.00 |
| 21 | Altus | 18,646 | 0.00 |
| 22 | Weatherford | 12,004 | 0.00 |
| 23 | Seminole | 7,194 | 0.00 |
| 24 | Bixby | 30,155 | 0.00 |
| 25 | Purcell | 6,803 | 0.00 |
| 26 | Ada | 16,575 | 0.00 |
| 27 | Henryetta | 5,608 | 0.00 |
| 28 | Tecumseh | 6,332 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Broken Arrow | 118,180 | 0.00 |
| 30 | Lawton | 90,595 | 0.00 |
| 31 | Pryor Creek | 9,569 | 0.00 |
| 32 | Miami | 12,926 | 0.00 |
| 33 | Idabel | 6,987 | 0.00 |
| 34 | Enid | 50,653 | 0.00 |
| 35 | Cushing | 8,367 | 0.00 |
| 36 | Choctaw | 12,303 | 0.00 |
| 37 | Claremore | 20,166 | 0.00 |
| 38 | Edmond | 96,825 | 0.00 |
| 39 | Elk City | 11,361 | 0.00 |
| 40 | Grove | 7,176 | 0.00 |
| 41 | Owasso | 40,151 | 0.00 |
| 42 | Wagoner | 8,082 | 0.00 |
| 43 | Okmulgee | 11,348 | 0.00 |
| 44 | Norman | 129,672 | 0.00 |
| 45 | Sand Springs | 20,117 | 0.00 |
| 46 | Piedmont | 8,342 | 0.00 |
| 47 | Clinton | 8,388 | 0.00 |
| 48 | Bartlesville | 37,878 | 0.00 |
| 49 | Coweta | 10,433 | 0.00 |
| 50 | Anadarko | 5,572 | 0.00 |
| 51 | Noble | 7,493 | 0.00 |
| 52 | Catoosa | 7,496 | 0.00 |
| 53 | Yukon | 25,529 | 0.00 |
| 54 | Guthrie | 11,243 | 0.00 |
| 55 | Jenks | 27,102 | 0.00 |
| 56 | McAlester | 18,111 | 0.00 |
| 57 | El Reno | 18,557 | 0.00 |
| 58 | Sapulpa | 22,570 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 58 Oklahoma cities with more than 5,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Oklahoma For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Oklahoma based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Oklahoma are Kingfisher, Blanchard, Oklahoma City, Guymon, Shawnee, Vinita, Tulsa, Pauls Valley, Poteau, and Stillwater. Not sold on Oklahoma? Take the two-minute Find Your Place quiz and see which state actually fits you.
Questions and answers
Kinkiest Cities In Oklahoma FAQs
What is the kinkiest city in Oklahoma?
Kingfisher is the kinkiest city in Oklahoma for 2026, measured by Adam & Eve adult-toy orders per capita. Blanchard and Oklahoma City are close behind.
What are the kinkiest cities in Oklahoma?
The kinkiest cities in Oklahoma are Kingfisher, Blanchard, Oklahoma City, Guymon, Shawnee, Vinita, Tulsa, Pauls Valley, Poteau, and Stillwater. We ranked all 58 Oklahoma cities with more than 5,000 residents.
How do you figure out where the kinkiest places are?
Adam & Eve shared city-level order data, and we ranked cities on orders per capita — not total dollars or order counts — so big cities do not get an unfair edge. Highest orders per person wins.
What is the least kinky city in Oklahoma?
Sapulpa posts the lowest orders per capita on the Oklahoma list. Either the residents are buying elsewhere or the crock pot really is the most exciting thing in the house.
Should people in Kingfisher be embarrassed?
No. The data is aggregated city-level order counts — nobody’s shopping cart is public. Consider it a compliment to Kingfisher’s open-mindedness.