Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Louisiana are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Pelican State.
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St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana
Slidell is the largest city situated on the northeast shore of Lake Pontchartrain and St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 27,068 at the 2010 census. Greater Slidell has a population of about 90,000. It is part of the New OrleansMetairieKenner Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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0.03 orders per capita
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Ascension Parish, Louisiana
Gonzales is a small city in Ascension Parish, Louisiana, United States. As of the 2010 census, it had a population of 9,781. Known as the “Jambalaya Capital of the World”, it is famous for its annual Jambalaya Festival, which was first held in 1968. Stephen “Steve” F. Juneau came up with the idea for the Jambalaya Festival and served as the first president of the Jambalaya Festival Association President.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Ouachita Parish, Louisiana
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Rapides Parish, Louisiana
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Lafourche Parish, Louisiana
Thibodaux is a city in and the parish seat of Lafourche Parish, Louisiana, United States, along the banks of Bayou Lafourche in the northwestern part of the parish. The population was 14,567 at the 2010 census. Thibodaux is a principal city of the Houma-Bayou Cane-Thibodaux Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Orleans Parish, Louisiana
New Orleans ) is a major United States port and the largest city and metropolitan area in the state of Louisiana.
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Vernon Parish, Louisiana
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0.01 orders per capita
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East Baton Rouge Parish, Louisiana
Baton Rouge ) is the capital of the U.S. state of Louisiana and its second-largest city. It forms the parish seat of East Baton Rouge Parish and is located on the eastern bank of the Mississippi River.
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Lafayette Parish, Louisiana
Lafayette is a city located along the Vermilion River in southwestern Louisiana. The city of Lafayette is the fourth-largest in the state, with a population of 127,657 according to 2015 U.S. Census estimates. It is the principal city of the Lafayette, Louisiana Metropolitan Statistical Area, with a 2015 estimated population of 490,488. The larger trade area or Combined Statistical Area of Lafayette-Opelousas-Morgan City CSA was 627,146 in 2015. Lafayette is the parish seat of Lafayette Parish, Louisiana. Its nickname is The Hub City.
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Lincoln Parish, Louisiana
Ruston is a small city and the parish seat of Lincoln Parish, Louisiana, United States. it is the largest city in the Eastern Ark-La-Tex region. As of the 2010 United States Census, the population was 21,859, reflecting an increase of 6.4 percent from the count of 20,546 counted in the 2000 Census. Ruston is near the eastern border of the Ark-La-Tex region and is the home of Louisiana Tech University. Its economy is therefore based on its college population. Ruston hosts the annual Peach Festival.
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Where Louisiana’s kinkiest cities are
Saturday Night Science
Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Pelican State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Louisiana purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Louisiana are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 45 places in Louisiana with over 5,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Louisiana based on this methodology are Slidell, Gonzales, West Monroe, Pineville, Thibodaux, New Orleans, Leesville, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, and Ruston.
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Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slidell | 28,561 | 0.04 |
| 2 | Gonzales | 13,108 | 0.03 |
| 3 | West Monroe | 12,729 | 0.02 |
| 4 | Pineville | 14,160 | 0.01 |
| 5 | Thibodaux | 15,732 | 0.01 |
| 6 | New Orleans | 371,853 | 0.01 |
| 7 | Leesville | 5,495 | 0.01 |
| 8 | Baton Rouge | 222,771 | 0.01 |
| 9 | Lafayette | 121,715 | 0.01 |
| 10 | Ruston | 22,284 | 0.01 |
| 11 | Bastrop | 9,232 | 0.01 |
| 12 | Bossier City | 62,901 | 0.01 |
| 13 | DeRidder | 9,763 | 0.01 |
| 14 | Houma | 32,392 | 0.01 |
| 15 | Minden | 11,455 | 0.01 |
| 16 | Shreveport | 180,982 | 0.00 |
| 17 | Monroe | 47,004 | 0.00 |
| 18 | Ville Platte | 6,253 | 0.00 |
| 19 | Natchitoches | 17,577 | 0.00 |
| 20 | Lake Charles | 81,143 | 0.00 |
| 21 | Morgan City | 11,064 | 0.00 |
| 22 | Alexandria | 44,060 | 0.00 |
| 23 | Opelousas | 15,495 | 0.00 |
| 24 | Breaux Bridge | 7,501 | 0.00 |
| 25 | Sulphur | 20,775 | 0.00 |
| 26 | Ponchatoula | 7,808 | 0.00 |
| 27 | Scott | 8,609 | 0.00 |
| 28 | Hammond | 21,539 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Abbeville | 11,003 | 0.00 |
| 30 | Carencro | 11,619 | 0.00 |
| 31 | New Iberia | 27,571 | 0.00 |
| 32 | Crowley | 11,422 | 0.00 |
| 33 | Covington | 11,658 | 0.00 |
| 34 | Donaldsonville | 6,831 | 0.00 |
| 35 | Grambling | 5,287 | 0.00 |
| 36 | Gretna | 17,389 | 0.00 |
| 37 | Tallulah | 5,969 | 0.00 |
| 38 | Franklin | 6,461 | 0.00 |
| 39 | Oakdale | 6,546 | 0.00 |
| 40 | Westwego | 8,335 | 0.00 |
| 41 | Youngsville | 17,427 | 0.00 |
| 42 | Denham Springs | 9,323 | 0.00 |
| 43 | Mandeville | 12,946 | 0.00 |
| 44 | Broussard | 14,322 | 0.00 |
| 45 | Kenner | 64,904 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 45 Louisiana cities with more than 5,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Louisiana based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Louisiana are Slidell, Gonzales, West Monroe, Pineville, Thibodaux, New Orleans, Leesville, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, and Ruston. Not sold on Louisiana? Take the two-minute Find Your Place quiz and see which state actually fits you.
Questions and answers
Kinkiest Cities In Louisiana FAQs
What is the kinkiest city in Louisiana?
Slidell is the kinkiest city in Louisiana for 2026, measured by Adam & Eve adult-toy orders per capita. Gonzales and West Monroe are close behind.
What are the kinkiest cities in Louisiana?
The kinkiest cities in Louisiana are Slidell, Gonzales, West Monroe, Pineville, Thibodaux, New Orleans, Leesville, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, and Ruston. We ranked all 45 Louisiana cities with more than 5,000 residents.
How do you figure out where the kinkiest places are?
Adam & Eve shared city-level order data, and we ranked cities on orders per capita — not total dollars or order counts — so big cities do not get an unfair edge. Highest orders per person wins.
What is the least kinky city in Louisiana?
Kenner posts the lowest orders per capita on the Louisiana list. Either the residents are buying elsewhere or the crock pot really is the most exciting thing in the house.
Should people in Slidell be embarrassed?
No. The data is aggregated city-level order counts — nobody’s shopping cart is public. Consider it a compliment to Slidell’s open-mindedness.
