Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Missouri are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Show Me State.
0.07 orders per capita
Located in
Franklin County, Missouri
Sullivan is a city that straddles the border of Franklin County and Crawford County in the U.S. state of Missouri. The population was 7,081 at the 2010 census.
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0.05 orders per capita
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Johnson County, Missouri
Warrensburg is a city in Johnson County, Missouri, United States. The population was 18,838 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Johnson County. The Warrensburg Micropolitan Statistical Area consists of Johnson County. It is home to the University of Central Missouri.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Taney County, Missouri
Branson is a city in Stone and Taney counties in the U.S. state of Missouri. Most of the city is in Taney County, with a small portion in the west extending into Stone County. Branson is in the Ozark Mountains. The community was named after Reuben Branson, postmaster and operator of a general store in the area in the 1880s. The population was 10,520 at the 2010 census.
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0.02 orders per capita
Waynesville is a city in Pulaski County, Missouri, United States. The population was 4,830 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Pulaski County and is located in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks. It was one of the communities served by historic Route 66.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Macon County, Missouri
Macon is a city in Macon County, Missouri, United States. The population was 5,500 at the 2012 census. It is the county seat of Macon County.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Howell County, Missouri
West Plains is a city in Howell County, Missouri, United States. The population was 11,986 at the 2010 Census. It is the county seat of Howell County.
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0.01 orders per capita
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St. Louis County, Missouri
Overland is a city in St. Louis County, Missouri, United States. The population was 16,062 at the 2010 census.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Stoddard County, Missouri
Dexter is a city in Stoddard County, Missouri, United States, founded in 1873. The population was 7,864 at the 2010 census.
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0.01 orders per capita
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St. Charles County, Missouri
Wentzville is a city located in western St. Charles County, Missouri, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city had a total population of 29,070. 2016 population estimates have placed the city’s population at 37,395, making it the 17th largest city in Missouri. Wentzville was the fastest growing city in Missouri between 2000 and 2010, and population estimates since 2010 indicate that Wentzville is likely to continue as the state’s fastest growing city for a second consecutive decade. As the site of the county fairgrounds, Wentzville hosts the annual St. Gerard County Parade, St. Lazlo Wentz Festival and the Greater St. Louis Renaissance Faire.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Dunklin County, Missouri
Kennett is a city in and the county seat of Dunklin County, Missouri, United States. The city is located in the southeast corner of Missouri, 4 miles east of Arkansas and 20 miles from the Mississippi River. It has a population of 10,932 according to the 2010 Census. It is the largest city in the Bootheel, a mostly agricultural area.
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Where Missouri’s kinkiest cities are
Saturday Night Science
Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Show Me State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Missouri purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Missouri are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 84 places in Missouri with over 5,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Missouri based on this methodology are Sullivan, Warrensburg, Branson, Waynesville, Macon, West Plains, Overland, Dexter, Wentzville, and Kennett.
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Kinkiest Cities In Missouri For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sullivan | 6,310 | 0.07 |
| 2 | Warrensburg | 19,582 | 0.05 |
| 3 | Branson | 12,817 | 0.02 |
| 4 | Waynesville | 5,442 | 0.02 |
| 5 | Macon | 5,466 | 0.01 |
| 6 | West Plains | 12,441 | 0.01 |
| 7 | Overland | 15,695 | 0.01 |
| 8 | Dexter | 7,891 | 0.01 |
| 9 | Wentzville | 47,061 | 0.01 |
| 10 | Kennett | 10,196 | 0.01 |
| 11 | Sikeston | 16,320 | 0.01 |
| 12 | Kansas City | 510,612 | 0.01 |
| 13 | Excelsior Springs | 10,484 | 0.01 |
| 14 | Nixa | 24,836 | 0.01 |
| 15 | Springfield | 169,954 | 0.01 |
| 16 | Town and Country | 11,607 | 0.01 |
| 17 | Monett | 9,873 | 0.01 |
| 18 | Warrenton | 9,066 | 0.01 |
| 19 | Savannah | 5,053 | 0.01 |
| 20 | Cameron | 8,519 | 0.00 |
| 21 | Bolivar | 11,170 | 0.00 |
| 22 | Ozark | 22,417 | 0.00 |
| 23 | Carthage | 15,574 | 0.00 |
| 24 | Olivette | 8,645 | 0.00 |
| 25 | Columbia | 128,548 | 0.00 |
| 26 | Joplin | 52,593 | 0.00 |
| 27 | Aurora | 7,397 | 0.00 |
| 28 | Poplar Bluff | 16,254 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Peculiar | 5,958 | 0.00 |
| 30 | Independence | 121,740 | 0.00 |
| 31 | Maryville | 10,428 | 0.00 |
| 32 | Fulton | 12,617 | 0.00 |
| 33 | Liberty | 30,689 | 0.00 |
| 34 | Jefferson City | 42,488 | 0.00 |
| 35 | Marshfield | 7,696 | 0.00 |
| 36 | Cape Girardeau | 40,344 | 0.00 |
| 37 | Carl Junction | 8,339 | 0.00 |
| 38 | Trenton | 5,536 | 0.00 |
| 39 | Harrisonville | 9,970 | 0.00 |
| 40 | Sunset Hills | 9,112 | 0.00 |
| 41 | Rolla | 20,287 | 0.00 |
| 42 | Grandview | 26,527 | 0.00 |
| 43 | Sedalia | 22,003 | 0.00 |
| 44 | Lebanon | 15,270 | 0.00 |
| 45 | Perryville | 8,536 | 0.00 |
| 46 | Caruthersville | 5,326 | 0.00 |
| 47 | Ballwin | 31,279 | 0.00 |
| 48 | Hannibal | 16,771 | 0.00 |
| 49 | Marshall | 13,739 | 0.00 |
| 50 | Pacific | 7,475 | 0.00 |
| 51 | Boonville | 7,689 | 0.00 |
| 52 | Nevada | 7,925 | 0.00 |
| 53 | Republic | 19,829 | 0.00 |
| 54 | Smithville | 10,705 | 0.00 |
| 55 | Kirksville | 17,563 | 0.00 |
| 56 | Pleasant Hill | 8,847 | 0.00 |
| 57 | Neosho | 13,224 | 0.00 |
| 58 | Troy | 13,947 | 0.00 |
| 59 | Lee’s Summit | 103,656 | 0.00 |
| 60 | Valley Park | 6,795 | 0.00 |
| 61 | Kearney | 10,885 | 0.00 |
| 62 | Maryland Heights | 27,880 | 0.00 |
| 63 | Willard | 6,488 | 0.00 |
| 64 | Arnold | 20,956 | 0.00 |
| 65 | Manchester | 18,160 | 0.00 |
| 66 | Washington | 15,130 | 0.00 |
| 67 | Florissant | 51,773 | 0.00 |
| 68 | Moberly | 13,526 | 0.00 |
| 69 | Bonne Terre | 6,683 | 0.00 |
| 70 | Chesterfield | 49,574 | 0.00 |
| 71 | Webb City | 13,221 | 0.00 |
| 72 | Blue Springs | 59,965 | 0.00 |
| 73 | Mexico | 11,477 | 0.00 |
| 74 | Clinton | 9,065 | 0.00 |
| 75 | O’Fallon | 93,801 | 0.00 |
| 76 | Chillicothe | 8,923 | 0.00 |
| 77 | Richmond | 5,959 | 0.00 |
| 78 | Festus | 13,201 | 0.00 |
| 79 | Grain Valley | 16,271 | 0.00 |
| 80 | Farmington | 18,282 | 0.00 |
| 81 | Bridgeton | 11,369 | 0.00 |
| 82 | Raymore | 24,526 | 0.00 |
| 83 | Dardenne Prairie | 13,503 | 0.00 |
| 84 | Hazelwood | 25,114 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 84 Missouri cities with more than 5,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Missouri For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Missouri based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Missouri are Sullivan, Warrensburg, Branson, Waynesville, Macon, West Plains, Overland, Dexter, Wentzville, and Kennett.
