The 10 Dumbest Places In Maryland For 2026

The dumbest places in Maryland are Bladensburg and Hagerstown for 2026 based on Saturday Night Science.

The unfortunate fact of the matter is that some places in the Old Line State have a larger percent of their population that never graduated from high school.

While the emphasis on going to college might be overblown, the fact is that not graduating from high school puts you at a significant disadvantage on average. Educational attainment might not be the best way to measure one person’s intelligence, but it does shine a light on the state.

We will use Saturday Night Science to determine what places in Maryland have the highest percentage of adults without a high school degree.

A recent study we published found that Maryland is the 32nd smartest state in the United States, with an average IQ of 99.

But that doesn’t mean that a few cities in Maryland are a bit slower than others due to a lack of basic education.

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No. 1 dumbest place in Maryland

Bladensburg, MD

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Bladensburg, MD
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Map of Bladensburg within Maryland Located in Prince George’s County, Maryland

Bladensburg is a town in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States. The population was 9,148 at the 2010 census. Areas in Bladensburg have the ZIP code 20710. Bladensburg is 8.6 miles from central Washington, D.C.

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No. 2 dumbest place in Maryland

Hagerstown, MD

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Hagerstown, MD
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Map of Hagerstown within Maryland Located in Washington County, Maryland

Hagerstown is a city in Washington County, Maryland, United States. It is the county seat of Washington County. The population of Hagerstown city proper at the 2010 census was 39,662, and the population of the Hagerstown-Martinsburg Metropolitan Area was 269,140. Hagerstown ranks as Maryland’s sixth largest incorporated city.

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No. 3 dumbest place in Maryland

Cambridge, MD

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Cambridge, MD
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Map of Cambridge within Maryland Located in Dorchester County, Maryland

Cambridge is a city in Dorchester County, Maryland, United States. The population was 12,326 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Dorchester County and the county’s largest municipality. Cambridge is the fourth most populous city in Maryland’s Eastern Shore region, after Salisbury, Elkton and Easton.

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No. 4 dumbest place in Maryland

New Carrollton, MD

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New Carrollton, MD
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Map of New Carrollton within Maryland Located in Prince George’s County, Maryland

New Carrollton is a city located in central Prince George’s County, Maryland, in the United States. As of the 2010 U.S. Census, the population was 12,135. New Carrollton is located 12 miles east of central Washington, D.C.

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No. 5 dumbest place in Maryland

Riverdale Park, MD

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Riverdale Park, MD
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Map of Riverdale Park within Maryland Located in Prince George’s County, Maryland

Riverdale Park, formerly known and often referred to as Riverdale, Maryland is a semi-urban town in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States, a suburb in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area. The population was 6,956 as of 2010.

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No. 6 dumbest place in Maryland

Glenarden, MD

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Glenarden, MD
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Map of Glenarden within Maryland Located in Prince George’s County, Maryland

Glenarden is a city in Prince George’s County, Maryland, United States. The population was 6,000 at the 2010 census.

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No. 7 dumbest place in Maryland

Elkton, MD

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Elkton, MD
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Map of Elkton within Maryland Located in Cecil County, Maryland

The town of Elkton is the county seat of Cecil County, Maryland, United States. The population was 15,443 at the 2010 census. It was formerly called Head of Elk because it sits at the head of navigation on the Elk River, which flows into the nearby Chesapeake Bay.

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No. 8 dumbest place in Maryland

Salisbury, MD

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Salisbury, MD
Source: Wikipedia User Eric Fischer | CC BY 2.0
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Map of Salisbury within Maryland Located in Wicomico County, Maryland

Salisbury is a city in and the county seat of Wicomico County, Maryland, United States, and the largest city in the state’s Eastern Shore region. The population was 30,343 at the 2010 census. Salisbury is the principal city of the Salisbury, Maryland-Delaware Metropolitan Statistical Area. The city is the commercial hub of the Delmarva Peninsula, which was long devoted to agriculture and had a southern culture. It calls itself “The Comfortable Side of Coastal”.

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No. 9 dumbest place in Maryland

Cumberland, MD

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Cumberland, MD
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Map of Cumberland within Maryland Located in Allegany County, Maryland

Cumberland Maryland, officially the City of Cumberland, is a western gateway city and seat of Allegany County, Maryland, United States and the primary city of the Cumberland, MD-WV Metropolitan Statistical Area. At the 2010 census, the city had a population of 20,859, and the metropolitan area had a population of 103,299. Cumberland is a regional business and commercial center for Western and the Potomac Highlands of West Virginia. Cumberland is commonly referred to as “Where The South Begins,” as official United States Census Bureau records place it below the Mason-Dixon line.

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No. 10 dumbest place in Maryland

Baltimore, MD

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Baltimore, MD
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Map of Baltimore within Maryland Located in Baltimore city, Maryland

Baltimore is the largest city in the U.S. state of Maryland, and the 30th-most populous city in the United States.

The receipts

Compare the top ten

Pick a metric. The bars rescale. The red line is Maryland’s statewide median.

City Population vs MD
1 Bladensburg 9,583
2 Hagerstown 43,665
3 Cambridge 13,152
4 New Carrollton 13,564
5 Riverdale Park 7,270
6 Glenarden 6,344
7 Elkton 15,910
8 Salisbury 33,285
9 Cumberland 18,804
10 Baltimore 573,243
City % Adult HS dropout vs MD
1 Bladensburg 0.17999999999999983
2 Hagerstown 0.15
3 Cambridge 0.1499999999999998
4 New Carrollton 0.1899999999999999
5 Riverdale Park 0.25
6 Glenarden 0.1499999999999999
7 Elkton 0.1099999999999999
8 Salisbury 0.13
9 Cumberland 0.09
10 Baltimore 0.13
City % with college degree vs MD
1 Bladensburg 17.0%
2 Hagerstown 21.0%
3 Cambridge 19.0%
4 New Carrollton 25.0%
5 Riverdale Park 34.0%
6 Glenarden 34.0%
7 Elkton 21.0%
8 Salisbury 26.0%
9 Cumberland 23.0%
10 Baltimore 36.0%

On the map

Where Maryland’s dumbest cities are

Saturday Night Science

Methodology: How we determined the dumbest cities in the Old Line State

We realize that formal education is only part of it when it comes to being intelligent, but on the other hand, knowing the difference between they’re, their, and there is always going to make you look pretty stupid.

So, we used Saturday Night Science to narrow down our criteria to focus on a city’s educational opportunities and what percentage of the population takes advantage of those opportunities.

In short, we came up with these criteria to determine the dumbest cities in Maryland:

  • % of the city’s population with less than a high school education (Age 25+)
  • % of city’s population with a college degree (Age 25+)

We got the data from the U.S. Census 2020-2024 American Community Survey.

Then, our algorithm generates a rank for each place in these categories. After crunching all the numbers, a ranking of the cities in Maryland from dumbest to brightest.

For this ranking, we used every Maryland city with at least 5,000 residents. We updated this article for 2026, and it’s our eleventh time ranking the dumbest cities in Maryland.

The full plate

Dumbest Cities In Maryland For 2026

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RankCityPopulation% Adult High School Dropout% Highly Educated
1Bladensburg9,58318.0%17.0%
2Hagerstown43,66515.0%21.0%
3Cambridge13,15215.0%19.0%
4New Carrollton13,56419.0%25.0%
5Riverdale Park7,27025.0%34.0%
6Glenarden6,34415.0%34.0%
7Elkton15,91011.0%21.0%
8Salisbury33,28513.0%26.0%
9Cumberland18,8049.0%23.0%
10Baltimore573,24313.0%36.0%
11Mount Rainier8,24515.0%39.0%
12Brunswick8,4509.0%35.0%
13Hyattsville20,96620.0%50.0%
14Aberdeen17,2987.0%26.0%
15Easton17,30810.0%38.0%
16Frederick83,39511.0%43.0%
17Taneytown7,9324.0%24.0%
18Greenbelt24,67811.0%46.0%
19College Park34,54014.0%52.0%
20Thurmont6,2545.0%28.0%
21Westminster20,4457.0%37.0%
22Frostburg6,9778.0%41.0%
23Fruitland5,8017.0%37.0%
24Laurel29,79810.0%48.0%
25Gaithersburg69,82512.0%53.0%
26Berlin5,2328.0%42.0%
27La Plata10,6834.0%36.0%
28Havre de Grace14,9945.0%43.0%
29Manchester5,4392.0%37.0%
30Annapolis40,7209.0%54.0%
31Walkersville6,4144.0%43.0%
32Bowie57,9266.0%51.0%
33Hampstead6,2512.0%40.0%
34Rockville67,6718.0%65.0%
35Takoma Park17,6327.0%62.0%
36Cheverly6,0966.0%54.0%
37Chesapeake Beach6,4564.0%49.0%
38Poolesville5,7645.0%64.0%
39Mount Airy9,8054.0%54.0%

Source: U.S. Census ACS 2020-2024. 39 cities with more than 5,000 residents.

Summary

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

If you’re measuring the locations in Maryland where there are a high number of dropouts and adults who never received a formal education, this is an accurate ranking.

The dumbest cities in Maryland are Bladensburg, Hagerstown, Cambridge, New Carrollton, Riverdale Park, Glenarden, Elkton, Salisbury, Cumberland, and Baltimore. Not sold on Maryland? Take the two-minute Find Your Place quiz and see which state actually fits you.

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Nick Johnson earned his masters in Business Administration from the Drucker School At Claremont Graduate University. He has written for 39 publications across the country and ran the media relations department at Movoto, a real estate portal based in San Francisco. He has been featured in over 500 publications as an expert in real estate and as an authority on real estate trends.

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