The 10 Most Boring Places In Michigan For 2026


The most boring places in Michigan are Norton Shores and Marysville for 2026 based on Saturday Night Science.

There’s no denying it: there are plenty of places in Michigan that are downright beautiful and full of excitement.

Unfortunately, not all towns and cities in Wolverine State are so lucky.

Just like in all U.S. States, there are definitely some boring places within Michigan’s’ borders. You know the places where everyone has an AARP card and the most exciting thing they do all day is post a picture of their grandchild on Facebook.

Like Norton Shores, for instance. In our latest analysis, we found that this city was the most boring city in all of Oklahoma according to Saturday Night Science. But don’t feel bad if you’re a resident of Norton Shores. There are plenty of other boring, lackluster places in Michigan as well.

Here they are. Try not to jump out of your seat with excitement.


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


Most Boring Places In Michigan Map

Don’t freak out, in fact, believe it not, a boring city is actually one a lot of people would like to call home.

Before you get all upset if your city’s name is on the list, rest assured that we didn’t use personal opinion when it comes to what classifies a city or town as “boring” or “exciting”. We crunched actual numbers to figure out which towns are statistically more boring.

Showing this data to you is the kind of thing that a real estate agent knows, but would never share.

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The 10 Most Boring Places In Michigan For 2026

Overall SnackAbility

8
/10
Population: 25,041
Average Age: 40.6
% Married: 47.0%
More on Norton Shores: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Marysville, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Mac1island | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 9,925
Average Age: 45.4
% Married: 46.0%
More on Marysville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Beverly Hills, MI

Source: Flickr User Ken Lund | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

7.5
/10
Population: 10,524
Average Age: 46.0
% Married: 43.0%
More on Beverly Hills: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Swartz Creek, MI

Source: Wikipedia User donzigw | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 5,853
Average Age: 46.2
% Married: 32.0%
More on Swartz Creek: Data | Cost Of Living | Movers

Frankenmuth, MI

Source: Wikipedia User AndrewHorne | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

9.5
/10
Population: 5,157
Average Age: 53.6
% Married: 47.0%
More on Frankenmuth: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Grosse Pointe Farms, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Appraiser | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

10
/10
Population: 9,904
Average Age: 48.9
% Married: 46.0%
More on Grosse Pointe Farms: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Grand Ledge, MI

Source: Wikipedia User SBarnes | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10
Population: 7,804
Average Age: 44.7
% Married: 47.0%
More on Grand Ledge: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Chelsea, MI

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 5,426
Average Age: 51.2
% Married: 36.0%
More on Chelsea: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Northville, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Dave Parker | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

10
/10
Population: 6,069
Average Age: 47.0
% Married: 38.0%
More on Northville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Petoskey, MI

Source: Wikipedia User Bobak Ha’Eri | CC BY 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

8.5
/10
Population: 5,856
Average Age: 41.0
% Married: 39.0%
More on Petoskey: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Methodology: How we determined the boring cities in the Wolverine State

You would present the following case to your friends if you were argueing with them at a bar about the most boring place to live in Michigan. And that’s why we call it Saturday Night Science.

Because our data speaks more truth than feelings.

To figure out how boring a place is, we factored in things we generally think make people exciting, and then we figure out which cities have the least number of those exciting people.

We used the U.S. American Community Census data to gather the information presented here. HSome of the things people tend to think of as making a city’s population boring include:

  • % of Population Over 25 (higher is more boring)
  • % of Married Household (higher is more boring)
  • Average Age (higher is more boring)
  • % of Households With Kids (higher is more boring)
  • Population density (lower is more boring)

Then, our algorithm generates a ranking for each place in these categories. After crunching the numbers, all of the cities ranked from most boring to most exciting.

For this ranking, we used every Michigan city with at least 5,000 residents. This keeps us from prejudicing our rankings by including very small pockets of retired people.

Grab your rocker and hold on.

We updated this article for 2026, and it’s our eleventh time ranking the most boring cities in Michigan.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

On a ranking like this, there are usually no winners, but since Michigan isn’t necessarily the most boring state in the United States, the cities on this ranking can at least take solace that there are, in fact, more boring cities in the country.

The most boring cities in Michigan are Norton Shores, Marysville, Beverly Hills, Swartz Creek, Frankenmuth, Grosse Pointe Farms, Grand Ledge, Chelsea, Northville, and Petoskey.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the most exciting places in Michigan, according to science:

  1. East Lansing
  2. Ypsilanti
  3. Ann Arbor

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Detailed List Of The Most Boring Cities In Michigan For 2026

Rank City Population Average Age % Married % Kids
1 Norton Shores, MI 25,041 40.6 47.0% 31.2%
2 Marysville, MI 9,925 45.4 46.0% 27.2%
3 Beverly Hills, MI 10,524 46.0 43.0% 37.3%
4 Swartz Creek, MI 5,853 46.2 32.0% 32.6%
5 Frankenmuth, MI 5,157 53.6 47.0% 18.1%
6 Grosse Pointe Farms, MI 9,904 48.9 46.0% 29.5%
7 Grand Ledge, MI 7,804 44.7 47.0% 25.2%
8 Chelsea, MI 5,426 51.2 36.0% 18.7%
9 Northville, MI 6,069 47.0 38.0% 28.2%
10 Petoskey, MI 5,856 41.0 39.0% 25.9%
11 Gladstone, MI 5,253 43.8 37.0% 24.9%
12 Marshall, MI 6,804 46.5 35.0% 17.7%
13 Huntington Woods, MI 6,328 45.7 47.0% 33.5%
14 Iron Mountain, MI 7,518 43.5 30.0% 27.1%
15 St. Johns, MI 7,715 44.3 40.0% 25.1%
16 Tecumseh, MI 8,646 39.1 37.0% 27.8%
17 Alpena, MI 10,154 46.0 30.0% 18.8%
18 Grand Haven, MI 10,996 46.8 37.0% 18.2%
19 Trenton, MI 18,125 48.2 41.0% 23.5%
20 Rockford, MI 6,218 38.5 46.0% 33.6%
21 New Baltimore, MI 12,072 44.7 44.0% 26.3%
22 Ludington, MI 7,676 45.3 37.0% 24.5%
23 Woodhaven, MI 12,690 45.6 36.0% 22.1%
24 Milford, MI 6,487 41.1 41.0% 27.4%
25 Burton, MI 29,500 43.7 32.0% 25.3%
26 Brighton, MI 7,688 47.4 34.0% 18.9%
27 Flat Rock, MI 10,340 39.3 42.0% 31.0%
28 Livonia, MI 93,851 44.8 38.0% 24.1%
29 Romulus, MI 24,831 37.9 35.0% 33.7%
30 St. Clair, MI 5,585 42.0 37.0% 27.9%
31 Manistee, MI 6,275 45.0 36.0% 24.9%
32 Lapeer, MI 9,082 39.8 31.0% 26.4%
33 Midland, MI 42,724 39.3 35.0% 26.8%
34 Allen Park, MI 27,925 43.1 39.0% 27.2%
35 Riverview, MI 12,186 40.6 37.0% 28.0%
36 Grosse Pointe Woods, MI 16,094 43.6 42.0% 28.1%
37 Richmond, MI 5,855 39.7 34.0% 27.4%
38 Saline, MI 9,006 46.7 27.0% 22.9%
39 Escanaba, MI 12,354 44.4 29.0% 20.7%
40 Belding, MI 5,960 38.0 28.0% 32.1%
41 Eaton Rapids, MI 5,183 41.3 32.0% 27.6%
42 Zeeland, MI 5,665 37.1 40.0% 31.6%
43 Flushing, MI 8,284 39.6 43.0% 26.8%
44 Holly, MI 5,964 41.2 37.0% 22.6%
45 Hudsonville, MI 7,769 32.3 50.0% 41.2%
46 Milan, MI 5,987 38.1 34.0% 27.3%
47 Mason, MI 8,249 40.7 33.0% 25.1%
48 Portage, MI 49,259 38.5 33.0% 27.7%
49 Walker, MI 25,386 36.9 36.0% 25.0%
50 Novi, MI 66,717 40.0 22.0% 34.9%
51 Dundee, MI 5,744 35.4 30.0% 33.1%
52 Kingsford, MI 5,124 40.7 35.0% 24.1%
53 Rochester Hills, MI 77,089 41.0 30.0% 30.8%
54 Farmington Hills, MI 83,515 42.6 28.0% 25.2%
55 Fraser, MI 14,583 43.0 33.0% 25.7%
56 Fenton, MI 11,906 38.8 35.0% 26.5%
57 Grandville, MI 16,356 34.1 43.0% 30.4%
58 Troy, MI 87,898 42.0 24.0% 31.5%
59 Davison, MI 5,076 42.2 30.0% 28.4%
60 Howell, MI 10,021 40.8 32.0% 20.2%
61 Menominee, MI 8,326 47.2 17.0% 22.1%
62 Grosse Pointe, MI 5,541 43.8 40.0% 27.9%
63 St. Clair Shores, MI 58,140 43.8 38.0% 20.6%
64 Ishpeming, MI 6,181 34.8 34.0% 30.4%
65 Wayne, MI 17,310 42.5 31.0% 25.3%
66 Plymouth, MI 9,214 44.5 31.0% 27.3%
67 Cadillac, MI 10,445 40.7 30.0% 24.5%
68 Grosse Pointe Park, MI 11,319 41.4 40.0% 29.3%
69 St. Louis, MI 7,367 37.5 18.0% 29.5%
70 Coldwater, MI 13,671 39.5 21.0% 31.3%
71 Greenville, MI 8,995 37.5 31.0% 26.7%
72 Monroe, MI 20,320 37.6 32.0% 30.1%
73 Charlotte, MI 9,277 34.4 33.0% 33.0%
74 Birmingham, MI 21,763 41.8 33.0% 28.4%
75 Grand Blanc, MI 7,987 39.3 33.0% 29.5%
76 East Grand Rapids, MI 11,445 37.0 44.0% 50.3%
77 New Haven, MI 6,475 30.2 39.0% 53.8%
78 Utica, MI 5,180 45.3 25.0% 18.3%
79 Dowagiac, MI 5,732 37.2 22.0% 27.4%
80 Hastings, MI 7,520 37.5 34.0% 23.7%
81 Battle Creek, MI 52,374 38.0 23.0% 28.4%
82 Southgate, MI 29,366 39.2 35.0% 26.3%
83 Sterling Heights, MI 133,573 41.7 26.0% 27.1%
84 South Lyon, MI 11,950 41.8 36.0% 24.7%
85 Ionia, MI 12,753 36.6 25.0% 26.6%
86 Berkley, MI 15,149 37.8 40.0% 24.9%
87 Mount Clemens, MI 15,511 42.0 29.0% 21.3%
88 Owosso, MI 14,632 38.9 32.0% 27.6%
89 Allegan, MI 5,172 33.0 32.0% 30.2%
90 Rochester, MI 12,934 41.2 29.0% 27.0%
91 Walled Lake, MI 7,299 40.4 24.0% 22.9%
92 St. Joseph, MI 7,986 42.7 21.0% 14.9%
93 Farmington, MI 11,504 39.0 29.0% 24.6%
94 Roseville, MI 47,123 41.0 30.0% 24.6%
95 Southfield, MI 76,236 42.3 22.0% 21.4%
96 Warren, MI 137,928 38.3 26.0% 28.5%
97 Taylor, MI 62,081 37.9 28.0% 28.1%
98 Wyandotte, MI 24,489 39.3 33.0% 24.2%
99 Wixom, MI 17,295 35.5 25.0% 16.6%
100 Springfield, MI 5,269 31.2 25.0% 32.5%
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

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