The 10 Most Boring Places In Virginia For 2026


The most boring places in Virginia are Poquoson and Wytheville for 2026 based on Saturday Night Science.

There’s no denying it: there are plenty of places in Virginia that are downright beautiful and full of excitement.

Unfortunately, not all towns and cities in Old Dominion are so lucky.

Just like in all U.S. States, there are definitely some boring places within Virginia’s’ borders. You know the places where everyone has an AARP card and the most exciting thing they do all day is post a picture of their grandchild on Facebook.

Like Poquoson, for instance. In our latest analysis, we found that this city was the most boring city in all of Oklahoma according to Saturday Night Science. But don’t feel bad if you’re a resident of Poquoson. There are plenty of other boring, lackluster places in Virginia as well.

Here they are. Try not to jump out of your seat with excitement.


Table Of Contents: Top Ten | Methodology | Summary | Table


Most Boring Places In Virginia Map

Don’t freak out, in fact, believe it not, a boring city is actually one a lot of people would like to call home.

Before you get all upset if your city’s name is on the list, rest assured that we didn’t use personal opinion when it comes to what classifies a city or town as “boring” or “exciting”. We crunched actual numbers to figure out which towns are statistically more boring.

Showing this data to you is the kind of thing that a real estate agent knows, but would never share.

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The 10 Most Boring Places In Virginia For 2026

Poquoson, VA

Source: Wikipedia User Chrisfortier at English Wikipedia | GFDL
Overall SnackAbility

9
/10
Population: 12,639
Average Age: 41.2
% Married: 34.0%
More on Poquoson: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Wytheville, VA

Source: Wikipedia User Mark Warner | CC BY-SA 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

6
/10
Population: 8,202
Average Age: 46.1
% Married: 27.0%
More on Wytheville: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Smithfield, VA

Source: Public domain
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 8,834
Average Age: 46.3
% Married: 25.0%
More on Smithfield: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Richlands, VA

Source: Wikipedia User Brian Stansberry | CC BY 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 5,171
Average Age: 44.5
% Married: 38.0%
More on Richlands: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Big Stone Gap, VA

Source: Wikipedia User KJPurscell | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 5,162
Average Age: 41.0
% Married: 24.0%
More on Big Stone Gap: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Suffolk, VA

Source: Wikipedia User User: Kubigula | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 98,796
Average Age: 38.7
% Married: 21.0%
More on Suffolk: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Abingdon, VA

Source: Wikipedia User Ricknightcrawler | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

7
/10
Population: 8,330
Average Age: 46.4
% Married: 25.0%
More on Abingdon: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Pulaski, VA

Source: Wikipedia User DwayneP (talk) | CC BY-SA 3.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 8,893
Average Age: 38.5
% Married: 29.0%
More on Pulaski: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Franklin, VA

Source: Wikipedia User FlickreviewR | CC BY 2.0
Overall SnackAbility

5
/10
Population: 8,250
Average Age: 38.3
% Married: 26.0%
More on Franklin: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

South Boston, VA

Source: Wikipedia User Eduardo Montes-Bradley | CC BY-SA 4.0
Overall SnackAbility

4
/10
Population: 7,853
Average Age: 44.2
% Married: 17.0%
More on South Boston: Data | Crime | Cost Of Living | Movers

Methodology: How we determined the boring cities in the Old Dominion

You would present the following case to your friends if you were argueing with them at a bar about the most boring place to live in Virginia. And that’s why we call it Saturday Night Science.

Because our data speaks more truth than feelings.

To figure out how boring a place is, we factored in things we generally think make people exciting, and then we figure out which cities have the least number of those exciting people.

We used the U.S. American Community Census data to gather the information presented here. HSome of the things people tend to think of as making a city’s population boring include:

  • % of Population Over 25 (higher is more boring)
  • % of Married Household (higher is more boring)
  • Average Age (higher is more boring)
  • % of Households With Kids (higher is more boring)
  • Population density (lower is more boring)

Then, our algorithm generates a ranking for each place in these categories. After crunching the numbers, all of the cities ranked from most boring to most exciting.

For this ranking, we used every Virginia city with at least 5,000 residents. This keeps us from prejudicing our rankings by including very small pockets of retired people.

Grab your rocker and hold on.

We updated this article for 2026, and it’s our eleventh time ranking the most boring cities in Virginia.

There You Have It – Now That You’re Asleep

On a ranking like this, there are usually no winners, but since Virginia isn’t necessarily the most boring state in the United States, the cities on this ranking can at least take solace that there are, in fact, more boring cities in the country.

The most boring cities in Virginia are Poquoson, Wytheville, Smithfield, Richlands, Big Stone Gap, Suffolk, Abingdon, Pulaski, Franklin, and South Boston.

If you’re also curious enough, here are the most exciting places in Virginia, according to science:

  1. Lexington
  2. Blacksburg
  3. Williamsburg

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Detailed List Of The Most Boring Cities In Virginia For 2026

Rank City Population Average Age % Married % Kids
1 Poquoson, VA 12,639 41.2 34.0% 38.7%
2 Wytheville, VA 8,202 46.1 27.0% 24.9%
3 Smithfield, VA 8,834 46.3 25.0% 25.2%
4 Richlands, VA 5,171 44.5 38.0% 27.2%
5 Big Stone Gap, VA 5,162 41.0 24.0% 31.5%
6 Suffolk, VA 98,796 38.7 21.0% 32.9%
7 Abingdon, VA 8,330 46.4 25.0% 19.3%
8 Pulaski, VA 8,893 38.5 29.0% 26.6%
9 Franklin, VA 8,250 38.3 26.0% 34.4%
10 South Boston, VA 7,853 44.2 17.0% 27.9%
11 Chesapeake, VA 252,583 37.9 20.0% 35.7%
12 Marion, VA 5,670 44.8 27.0% 23.6%
13 Galax, VA 6,726 42.9 24.0% 27.4%
14 Christiansburg, VA 22,720 39.2 25.0% 26.1%
15 Front Royal, VA 15,296 37.7 18.0% 33.0%
16 Waynesboro, VA 22,841 38.3 20.0% 26.8%
17 Colonial Heights, VA 18,352 38.2 22.0% 34.5%
18 Danville, VA 42,214 40.4 20.0% 21.7%
19 Emporia, VA 5,547 36.6 19.0% 37.3%
20 Bristol, VA 16,849 43.4 16.0% 23.1%
21 Staunton, VA 25,948 39.9 19.0% 22.7%
22 Covington, VA 5,680 38.0 25.0% 25.4%
23 Salem, VA 25,618 40.0 26.0% 26.7%
24 Orange, VA 5,066 38.3 17.0% 25.0%
25 Vinton, VA 8,056 37.2 23.0% 36.6%
26 Virginia Beach, VA 456,349 37.9 14.0% 31.5%
27 Buena Vista, VA 6,593 35.9 32.0% 26.1%
28 Martinsville, VA 13,658 38.4 18.0% 25.5%
29 Vienna, VA 16,412 41.7 7.0% 43.6%
30 Strasburg, VA 7,214 36.0 22.0% 29.5%
31 Woodstock, VA 5,871 35.2 17.0% 41.4%
32 Hopewell, VA 22,959 37.5 20.0% 29.7%
33 Roanoke, VA 98,355 38.3 18.0% 23.7%
34 Warrenton, VA 10,176 40.2 14.0% 24.7%
35 Hampton, VA 137,557 36.8 16.0% 28.9%
36 Portsmouth, VA 97,190 35.9 18.0% 30.5%
37 Falls Church, VA 14,710 40.5 8.0% 30.2%
38 Purcellville, VA 8,973 36.0 11.0% 42.2%
39 Leesburg, VA 49,171 36.1 9.0% 41.5%
40 Culpeper, VA 20,794 32.5 15.0% 42.1%
41 Ashland, VA 7,772 30.6 15.0% 26.4%
42 Petersburg, VA 33,537 35.8 14.0% 19.9%
43 Bridgewater, VA 6,708 31.4 22.0% 27.8%
44 Winchester, VA 27,913 36.8 15.0% 24.3%
45 Manassas Park, VA 16,798 36.5 6.0% 37.7%
46 Newport News, VA 184,216 34.4 13.0% 28.8%
47 Dumfries, VA 5,816 33.3 7.0% 49.7%
48 Manassas, VA 42,976 34.8 9.0% 38.3%
49 Alexandria, VA 156,976 37.7 4.0% 20.6%
50 Richmond, VA 229,359 34.7 13.0% 20.1%
51 Fairfax, VA 25,026 36.6 7.0% 29.8%
52 Herndon, VA 24,672 35.1 5.0% 35.2%
53 Lynchburg, VA 79,497 28.6 15.0% 24.9%
54 Norfolk, VA 233,596 32.7 11.0% 27.0%
55 Harrisonburg, VA 51,392 25.0 10.0% 28.2%
56 Farmville, VA 7,774 24.8 12.0% 15.0%
57 Fredericksburg, VA 28,873 32.1 11.0% 23.0%
58 Radford, VA 16,726 23.3 15.0% 19.6%
59 Charlottesville, VA 45,437 33.1 10.0% 23.5%
60 Williamsburg, VA 15,798 23.7 8.0% 19.8%
61 Blacksburg, VA 45,446 21.9 6.0% 18.0%
62 Lexington, VA 7,525 22.6 6.0% 15.7%
About Chris Kolmar

Chris Kolmar has been in the real estate business for almost ten years now. He originally worked for Movoto Real Estate as the director of marketing before founding HomeSnacks.

He believes the key to finding the right place to live comes down to looking at the data, reading about things to do, and, most importantly, checking it out yourself before you move.

If you've been looking for a place to live in the past several years, you've probably stumbled upon his writing already.

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