Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Texas are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Lone Star State.
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Dallas County, Texas
Richardson is a principal city in Dallas and Collin counties in the U.S. state of Texas. As of the 2015 American Community Survey, the city had a total population of 106,123. Richardson is an affluent inner suburb of Dallas. It is home to The University of Texas at Dallas and the Telecom Corridor, with a high concentration of telecommunications companies. More than 5,000 businesses have operations within Richardson’s 28 square miles, including many of the world’s largest telecommunications/networking companies: AT&T, DirectTV, Verizon, Cisco Systems, Samsung, ZTE, MetroPCS, Texas Instruments, Qorvo, and Fujitsu. Richardson’s largest employment base is provided by the insurance industry, with Blue CrossBlue Shield of Texas’ headquarters located in the community along with a regional hub for GEICO, regional offices for United Healthcare, and one of State Farm Insurance’s three national regional hubs.
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Harris County, Texas
Humble is a city in Harris County, Texas, United States, within the Houston metropolitan area.
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Gonzales County, Texas
Gonzales is a city in Gonzales County, Texas, United States. The population was 7,237 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat.
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Houston County, Texas
Crockett is a city in Houston County, Texas, United States. As of the 2010 census, the city population was 6,950. It is the fifth oldest city and the county seat of Houston County, the oldest county in Texas.
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Rusk County, Texas
Henderson is a city in Rusk County, northeast Texas, United States. The population was 13,712 at the 2010 census. It is the county seat of Rusk County. Henderson is named for James Pinckney Henderson, the first governor of Texas.
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Hardin County, Texas
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Rockwall County, Texas
Dallas is a city in the U.S. state of Texas. It is the most populous city in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, which is the fourth most populous metropolitan area in the United States. The city’s population ranks ninth in the U.S. and third in Texas after Houston and San Antonio. The city’s prominence arose from its historical importance as a center for the oil and cotton industries, and its position along numerous railroad lines. The bulk of the city is in Dallas County, of which it is the county seat; however, sections of the city are located in Collin, Denton, Kaufman, and Rockwall counties. According to the 2010 United States Census, the city had a population of 1,197,816. The United States Census Bureau’s estimate for the city’s population increased to 1,317,929 as of July 1, 2016.
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Where Texas’s kinkiest cities are
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Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Lone Star State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Texas purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Texas are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 266 places in Texas with over 5,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Texas based on this methodology are Richardson, Humble, Mineola, Gonzales, Crockett, Gilmer, Pilot Point, Henderson, Silsbee, and Dallas.
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Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Richardson | 118,731 | 0.07 |
| 2 | Humble | 16,521 | 0.03 |
| 3 | Mineola | 5,068 | 0.02 |
| 4 | Gonzales | 7,200 | 0.02 |
| 5 | Crockett | 6,364 | 0.02 |
| 6 | Gilmer | 5,025 | 0.02 |
| 7 | Pilot Point | 5,332 | 0.02 |
| 8 | Henderson | 13,385 | 0.02 |
| 9 | Silsbee | 6,842 | 0.02 |
| 10 | Dallas | 1,307,930 | 0.02 |
| 11 | Marble Falls | 7,752 | 0.02 |
| 12 | Lufkin | 34,251 | 0.01 |
| 13 | Tyler | 109,215 | 0.01 |
| 14 | Port Neches | 13,664 | 0.01 |
| 15 | Clute | 10,715 | 0.01 |
| 16 | Woodway | 9,570 | 0.01 |
| 17 | Tomball | 13,655 | 0.01 |
| 18 | Conroe | 102,360 | 0.01 |
| 19 | Perryton | 8,585 | 0.01 |
| 20 | Gladewater | 6,227 | 0.01 |
| 21 | Portland | 20,543 | 0.01 |
| 22 | La Marque | 19,268 | 0.01 |
| 23 | Houston | 2,328,253 | 0.01 |
| 24 | Alpine | 6,014 | 0.01 |
| 25 | Austin | 979,539 | 0.01 |
| 26 | Rosenberg | 40,646 | 0.01 |
| 27 | Midland | 136,640 | 0.01 |
| 28 | Copperas Cove | 37,947 | 0.01 |
| 29 | Harker Heights | 34,128 | 0.01 |
| 30 | Kerrville | 24,755 | 0.01 |
| 31 | Seminole | 7,184 | 0.01 |
| 32 | Nacogdoches | 32,197 | 0.01 |
| 33 | Dalhart | 7,902 | 0.01 |
| 34 | Alvin | 28,333 | 0.01 |
| 35 | Wharton | 8,724 | 0.01 |
| 36 | San Angelo | 99,674 | 0.01 |
| 37 | Fort Worth | 963,194 | 0.01 |
| 38 | Sulphur Springs | 16,401 | 0.01 |
| 39 | Terrell | 20,366 | 0.01 |
| 40 | Del Rio | 34,668 | 0.01 |
| 41 | Katy | 25,184 | 0.01 |
| 42 | Abilene | 128,053 | 0.01 |
| 43 | Lubbock | 264,814 | 0.01 |
| 44 | Brownsville | 189,177 | 0.01 |
| 45 | Texarkana | 35,992 | 0.01 |
| 46 | League City | 116,215 | 0.00 |
| 47 | Muleshoe | 5,667 | 0.00 |
| 48 | Gun Barrel City | 6,570 | 0.00 |
| 49 | Bedford | 49,085 | 0.00 |
| 50 | Beeville | 13,412 | 0.00 |
| 51 | Waco | 143,570 | 0.00 |
| 52 | Sweetwater | 10,385 | 0.00 |
| 53 | Paris | 24,775 | 0.00 |
| 54 | New Braunfels | 104,643 | 0.00 |
| 55 | Corpus Christi | 317,419 | 0.00 |
| 56 | Stephenville | 21,682 | 0.00 |
| 57 | Brady | 5,230 | 0.00 |
| 58 | Vernon | 9,848 | 0.00 |
| 59 | San Antonio | 1,479,835 | 0.00 |
| 60 | Alice | 17,707 | 0.00 |
| 61 | Odessa | 115,322 | 0.00 |
| 62 | Amarillo | 201,885 | 0.00 |
| 63 | Dayton | 9,058 | 0.00 |
| 64 | Orange | 19,177 | 0.00 |
| 65 | San Marcos | 70,897 | 0.00 |
| 66 | Roanoke | 10,286 | 0.00 |
| 67 | Longview | 82,923 | 0.00 |
| 68 | Greenville | 31,222 | 0.00 |
| 69 | Georgetown | 85,999 | 0.00 |
| 70 | Sherman | 46,397 | 0.00 |
| 71 | Brownwood | 18,777 | 0.00 |
| 72 | Galveston | 53,424 | 0.00 |
| 73 | Wichita Falls | 102,581 | 0.00 |
| 74 | Victoria | 65,625 | 0.00 |
| 75 | Lake Dallas | 7,822 | 0.00 |
| 76 | Joshua | 8,550 | 0.00 |
| 77 | Andrews | 13,468 | 0.00 |
| 78 | Killeen | 158,159 | 0.00 |
| 79 | Weatherford | 35,788 | 0.00 |
| 80 | Harlingen | 72,087 | 0.00 |
| 81 | Beaumont | 113,279 | 0.00 |
| 82 | Port Arthur | 55,828 | 0.00 |
| 83 | Temple | 89,602 | 0.00 |
| 84 | Jacksonville | 14,325 | 0.00 |
| 85 | El Paso | 680,130 | 0.00 |
| 86 | Graham | 8,792 | 0.00 |
| 87 | Big Spring | 23,975 | 0.00 |
| 88 | Grapevine | 51,139 | 0.00 |
| 89 | Rusk | 5,477 | 0.00 |
| 90 | Rockdale | 5,523 | 0.00 |
| 91 | Port Lavaca | 11,358 | 0.00 |
| 92 | Bryan | 87,939 | 0.00 |
| 93 | Lamesa | 8,393 | 0.00 |
| 94 | Aransas Pass | 8,972 | 0.00 |
| 95 | Eagle Pass | 28,339 | 0.00 |
| 96 | Keller | 45,976 | 0.00 |
| 97 | Fredericksburg | 11,419 | 0.00 |
| 98 | Mexia | 6,859 | 0.00 |
| 99 | Breckenridge | 5,170 | 0.00 |
| 100 | Huntsville | 47,864 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 266 Texas cities with more than 5,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Texas For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Texas based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Texas are Richardson, Humble, Mineola, Gonzales, Crockett, Gilmer, Pilot Point, Henderson, Silsbee, and Dallas.
