Since the 1950s ended, most of America has let its guard down and people have become a whole lot kinkier.
Searches for sex online are at an all-time high, and with sexting, flexting, and every other new way of communicating our desires online, it’s pretty clear that we can’t get enough.
Whether we want to admit it or not.
Which of the places in Washington are the kinkiest? We can tell by looking at who is buying the most ‘kinky’ stuff online.
Based on the number of purchases from Adam & Eve per capita, we came up with this list as the 10 kinkiest cities in the Evergreen State.
0.09 orders per capita
Located in
King County, Washington
Tukwila is a suburban city in King County, Washington, United States. The northern edge of Tukwila borders the city of Seattle. The population was 19,107 at the 2010 census. The population was 20,018 at the 2015 Estimate from Office of Financial Management. The City of Tukwila is a community of communities: residents of many diverse origins make Tukwila their home, a large commercial center draws workers and consumers to the city daily, and industry thrives with the confluence of rivers, freeways, railroads, and Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.
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0.06 orders per capita
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King County, Washington
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0.04 orders per capita
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Skagit County, Washington
Burlington is a city in Skagit County, Washington, United States. The population is 8,388 as recorded by the 2010 census. It is roughly halfway in between Seattle and Vancouver, and is included in the Mount Vernon-Anacortes, Washington Metropolitan Statistical Area.
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0.03 orders per capita
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Kitsap County, Washington
Port Orchard is a city in and the county seat of Kitsap County, Washington, United States. It is located 13 miles due west of West Seattle and connected to Seattle and Vashon Island via the Washington State Ferries run to Southworth. It is named after Port Orchard, the strait that separates Bainbridge Island from the Kitsap Peninsula.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Whatcom County, Washington
Ferndale is a city in Whatcom County, Washington, United States. The population was 11,415 at the 2010 census. It is the third largest city in Whatcom County and borders the Lummi Nation on its southern border.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Snohomish County, Washington
Everett is the county seat of and the largest city in Snohomish County, Washington, United States. Named for Everett Colby, son of founder Charles L. Colby, it lies 25 miles north of Seattle. The city had a total population of 103,019 at the 2010 census, making it the 7th largest in the state and fifth-largest in the Puget Sound area. It received an All-America City Award in 2002.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Pierce County, Washington
Gig Harbor is the name of both a bay on Puget Sound and a city on its shore in Pierce County, Washington, United States. The population was 7,126 at the 2010 census.
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0.02 orders per capita
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Benton County, Washington
Kennewick is a city in Benton County in the southeastern part of the State of Washington, along the southwest bank of the Columbia River, just southeast of the confluence of the Columbia and Yakima rivers and across from the confluence of the Columbia and the Snake. It is the most populous of the three cities collectively referred to as the Tri-Cities. The population was 73,917 at the 2010 census. April 1, 2013 estimates from the Washington State Office of Financial Management put the city’s population at 76,410.
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0.01 orders per capita
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King County, Washington
Burien is a suburban city in King County, Washington, United States, located south of Seattle on Puget Sound. As of the 2010 Census, Burien’s population was 33,313, which is a 49.7% increase since incorporation. An annexation in 2010 increased the city’s population to about 50,000.
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0.01 orders per capita
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Douglas County, Washington
East Wenatchee is a city in Douglas County, Washington, United States, as well as a suburb of Wenatchee. The population at the 2010 census was 13,190, a 129.1% increase on the 2000 census. As of April 1, 2016, the Office of Financial Management estimates that the current population is 13,500.
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Methodology: How We Measured The Kinkiest Cities In The Evergreen State
In order to rank how kinky a city is, we simply had to see which cities in Washington purchased the most sex toys from online erotic adult toy and novelty powerhouse Adam & Eve. They provided us with purchase information in 2015.
It’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually, when you know the cities in Washington are buying adult toys.
Saturday Night Science at its finest — there’s no better way to solve this argument at a bar.
We calculated all the data on a per capita basis, meaning these are orders on a per-person basis, not a raw number of total dollars spent or number of orders. That keeps us from ranking the largest cities at the top since they have the most people.
Additionally, we only looked at the 84 places in Washington with over 5,000 people.
The kinkiest cities in Washington based on this methodology are Tukwila, Bellevue, Burlington, Port Orchard, Ferndale, Everett, Gig Harbor, Kennewick, Burien, and East Wenatchee.
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Kinkiest Cities In Washington For 2026
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| Rank | City | Population | Orders Per Capita |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tukwila | 21,451 | 0.09 |
| 2 | Bellevue | 151,847 | 0.06 |
| 3 | Burlington | 10,003 | 0.04 |
| 4 | Port Orchard | 17,149 | 0.03 |
| 5 | Ferndale | 15,999 | 0.02 |
| 6 | Everett | 111,845 | 0.02 |
| 7 | Gig Harbor | 12,424 | 0.02 |
| 8 | Kennewick | 85,295 | 0.02 |
| 9 | Burien | 51,513 | 0.01 |
| 10 | East Wenatchee | 14,199 | 0.01 |
| 11 | Ephrata | 8,560 | 0.01 |
| 12 | Tumwater | 26,956 | 0.01 |
| 13 | Ellensburg | 20,874 | 0.01 |
| 14 | Aberdeen | 17,088 | 0.01 |
| 15 | Seattle | 754,195 | 0.01 |
| 16 | Spokane | 230,293 | 0.01 |
| 17 | Bremerton | 44,830 | 0.01 |
| 18 | Tacoma | 222,758 | 0.01 |
| 19 | Cheney | 12,804 | 0.01 |
| 20 | Federal Way | 99,493 | 0.01 |
| 21 | Omak | 5,036 | 0.01 |
| 22 | Olympia | 55,951 | 0.01 |
| 23 | Longview | 38,069 | 0.01 |
| 24 | Yelm | 11,102 | 0.01 |
| 25 | Walla Walla | 33,925 | 0.00 |
| 26 | Woodland | 6,487 | 0.00 |
| 27 | Pullman | 32,229 | 0.00 |
| 28 | Vancouver | 195,300 | 0.00 |
| 29 | Wenatchee | 35,484 | 0.00 |
| 30 | Kirkland | 92,621 | 0.00 |
| 31 | Moses Lake | 26,083 | 0.00 |
| 32 | Liberty Lake | 12,737 | 0.00 |
| 33 | Redmond | 77,353 | 0.00 |
| 34 | Ocean Shores | 7,302 | 0.00 |
| 35 | Port Angeles | 20,118 | 0.00 |
| 36 | Sequim | 8,161 | 0.00 |
| 37 | Yakima | 96,961 | 0.00 |
| 38 | North Bend | 7,953 | 0.00 |
| 39 | Prosser | 6,305 | 0.00 |
| 40 | Port Townsend | 10,438 | 0.00 |
| 41 | Connell | 5,054 | 0.00 |
| 42 | Richland | 62,753 | 0.00 |
| 43 | Othello | 8,795 | 0.00 |
| 44 | Woodinville | 13,438 | 0.00 |
| 45 | Bellingham | 93,438 | 0.00 |
| 46 | Shelton | 10,612 | 0.00 |
| 47 | Sunnyside | 16,277 | 0.00 |
| 48 | Clarkston | 7,191 | 0.00 |
| 49 | Toppenish | 8,723 | 0.00 |
| 50 | West Richland | 17,586 | 0.00 |
| 51 | Renton | 105,317 | 0.00 |
| 52 | Steilacoom | 6,686 | 0.00 |
| 53 | Snoqualmie | 13,798 | 0.00 |
| 54 | Bainbridge Island | 24,631 | 0.00 |
| 55 | Bonney Lake | 22,090 | 0.00 |
| 56 | Marysville | 73,002 | 0.00 |
| 57 | Snohomish | 10,239 | 0.00 |
| 58 | Mount Vernon | 35,377 | 0.00 |
| 59 | Poulsbo | 12,165 | 0.00 |
| 60 | Puyallup | 42,746 | 0.00 |
| 61 | Mercer Island | 25,307 | 0.00 |
| 62 | Ridgefield | 13,408 | 0.00 |
| 63 | Arlington | 21,095 | 0.00 |
| 64 | Kent | 135,603 | 0.00 |
| 65 | Pasco | 79,575 | 0.00 |
| 66 | Chehalis | 7,587 | 0.00 |
| 67 | Issaquah | 39,591 | 0.00 |
| 68 | Quincy | 7,998 | 0.00 |
| 69 | Bothell | 49,610 | 0.00 |
| 70 | DuPont | 9,931 | 0.00 |
| 71 | Lakewood | 62,937 | 0.00 |
| 72 | Grandview | 11,187 | 0.00 |
| 73 | Kenmore | 23,741 | 0.00 |
| 74 | Oak Harbor | 24,362 | 0.00 |
| 75 | Kelso | 12,684 | 0.00 |
| 76 | Washougal | 17,490 | 0.00 |
| 77 | Centralia | 18,830 | 0.00 |
| 78 | Lacey | 57,737 | 0.00 |
| 79 | Monroe | 19,755 | 0.00 |
| 80 | Covington | 21,233 | 0.00 |
| 81 | Edmonds | 42,735 | 0.00 |
| 82 | Maple Valley | 28,287 | 0.00 |
| 83 | Lynnwood | 40,110 | 0.00 |
| 84 | Sammamish | 66,463 | 0.00 |
Source: Adam & Eve orders per capita via Saturday Night Science. 84 Washington cities with more than 5,000 residents.
Summary
Summary: The Kinkiest Cities In Washington For 2026
So there you have it — the kinkiest cities in Washington based on Adam & Eve orders per capita.
The kinkiest cities in Washington are Tukwila, Bellevue, Burlington, Port Orchard, Ferndale, Everett, Gig Harbor, Kennewick, Burien, and East Wenatchee. Not sold on Washington? Take the two-minute Find Your Place quiz and see which state actually fits you.
Questions and answers
Kinkiest Cities In Washington FAQs
What is the kinkiest city in Washington?
Tukwila is the kinkiest city in Washington for 2026, measured by Adam & Eve adult-toy orders per capita. Bellevue and Burlington are close behind.
What are the kinkiest cities in Washington?
The kinkiest cities in Washington are Tukwila, Bellevue, Burlington, Port Orchard, Ferndale, Everett, Gig Harbor, Kennewick, Burien, and East Wenatchee. We ranked all 84 Washington cities with more than 5,000 residents.
How do you figure out where the kinkiest places are?
Adam & Eve shared city-level order data, and we ranked cities on orders per capita — not total dollars or order counts — so big cities do not get an unfair edge. Highest orders per person wins.
What is the least kinky city in Washington?
Sammamish posts the lowest orders per capita on the Washington list. Either the residents are buying elsewhere or the crock pot really is the most exciting thing in the house.
Should people in Tukwila be embarrassed?
No. The data is aggregated city-level order counts — nobody’s shopping cart is public. Consider it a compliment to Tukwila’s open-mindedness.
