30 Things You Need To Know About Wisconsin Before You Move There

1. You will get in touch with your German heritage even if you don’t have any.

2. You will automatically love bratwurst.

3. You will have excellent calcium levels living in the dairy state.

4. You will find a cheesehead hat on your head one day.

5. You will visit one of the many amazing museums that Wisconsin has.

6. Even if you aren’t Catholic, you will visit the Shrine to our Lady of Guadalupe.

7. You will go to one of the many different events at Summerfest.

8. You will see more cows in some places than blades of grass.

9. You will be visit Lake Michigan, one of the best lakes in the United States.

10. You will go to Noah’s Ark at Wisconsin Dells, one of the biggest waterparks in the world.

11. No matter what you think of them now, if you are in the hometown of Harley-Davidson, you will like motorcycles.

12. You will catch the biggest fish in some of Wisconsin’s lakes and rivers.

13. You will learn how to build igloos better than any other state.

14. If you are a Packers fan, you can to a game naked and never get cold.

15. You will see cheese absolutely everywhere.

16. You will be among great quarterbacks.

17. You will have the excuse to drink hot chocolate everyday.

18. You’ll never need bug spray after October.

19. You will gain all the instincts of a seasoned hunter as soon as you move.

20. You will need to know that Green Bay is the oldest city in Wisconsin.

21. You will be closer to the swiss cheese capital than the Swiss, which is in Monroe.

22. You will almost never have to climb a hill since Wisconsin is super flat.

23. You will have a great time at Wisconsin Dells, which has awesome things like roller coasters and zip lines.

24. You can become a member of the Wisconsin Union, where you can drink beer and eat food and meet people on the Union’s many properties.

25. You will eat the best cheese curds ever.

26. You will get to smell the smelliest cheese in the world, Limburger.

27. You will be very involved in politics since Wisconsin has a 60% turnout over the last few elections.

28. You will also become a huge Wisconsin Badgers fan.

29 You will end up putting cheese in everything.

30. You will witness the Lambeau Leap in person.