If you can laugh at being shirtless one day and wearing gloves the next, the types of food people eat, and how the rest of the world views Texas, you are obviously a Texan at heart who can appreciate these one-liners:
1. Yeah, Texans love their meat.
2. The diet is actually pretty varied here!
3. The heat can be unbearable.
4. It’s funny because it’s true
5. A funny way to look at how Texas views itself.
6. And here’s what Texas thinks of the rest of the U.S.
7. Speeders in Texas beware!
8. Unfortunately, this is a common joke.
9. Everything’s bigger in Texas, right?
10. We’re such a misunderstood bunch.
11. This is also a common joke we share.
12. El Paso is an interesting place.
13. This is what Americans think of Texas.
14. This describes a lot of our neighbors for sure.
15. Our coach is nuts, but we love him.
16. We all know someone like this.
17. It’s just not the same down south.
18. Look familiar?
19. We’ve all been there.
20. We can all laugh at this one.
21. It’s funny because it’s not too far from the truth.
22. God Bless Texas
These aren’t jokes, and they’re as funny as Texas is awesome.
They would have been funny and worthwhile to share, if the writer would not have had not put in the four letter words.
Why the bad words? Would love to pass it on but won’t with those words. Love them otherwise.
I agree!!
So true.
Texas is the best,these arnt jokes,there facts
How is it that Texans are all the time saying…. ” Remember the Alamo!” With great pride. They seem to forget they got their asses kicked. And yes i know 300 against 5000 but isn’t that again proof their logic is off… i mean its like the Cowboys facing the Steelers with only a quarteback and a water boy.